There will be not shit-slinging at the Democratic National Convention this month. Not literally, anyway. In preparing to host the convention at the end of the month, the city of Denver, according to the AP, passed an ordinance "barring protesters from carrying buckets of feces during the Democratic National Convention."So all y'all planning to bring shit to Denver can just forget about it! On the other hand, the soil's terrible here, so some sort of compost would be welcome. Just not the kind with manure in it.