Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Gov. Sanford's disappearance

Here's one scenario I have in mind. Imagine this conversation between Governor Sanford and a staffer last week.
Sanford: "See you guys later."
Staffer: "Where are you going, Governor?"
Sanford: "I'm hitting the Appalachian Trail."
At least that's what the staffer thought he heard. In a Southern drawl, spoken in a hurry, "hitting the Appalachian Trail" sounds a lot like "getting some Argentinean tail."

Update: Nailed it.

4 comments:

Jeremy said...

Hahaha, totally called it too. Did you know about this Sanford's announcement this afternoon before posting that?

Seth Masket said...

Lucky guess.

Eric Rubin said...

what stock should i invest in? you're on a roll, help a cuz out!

Seth Masket said...

Okay, my other forecasts: Obama will eat a hamburger. Michelle Bachmann will complain about fluoridation.