Saturday, August 1, 2009

The Gangs of Boulder

Rep. Jared Polis (D-Boulder) continues to stray from the Democratic line on health care reform by complaining about costly tax increases. I've been wondering what the party's leaders are saying to him when they speak privately. Here's one scenario:
-Jared Polis, played by John C. Reilly
-Nancy Pelosi, played by Daniel Day Lewis

Setting: Back room of butcher shop.

Polis: My loyalty is to fiscal responsibility.
Pelosi: What the hell are you talking about?
Polis: [Looks sheepish.]
Pelosi: Here's the thing. I don't give a tupenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack. That's pretty much the thing.

1 comment:

Lori said...

I just went back and re-read that, picturing Pelosi actually saying those words. Awesome.