If this is so, we need more data. What kind of vampire? Scary demon? Cute teen? We need an NSF grant.
Friday, October 23, 2009
This is an empirically testable claim
Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL): Dick Cheney is a vampire.
If this is so, we need more data. What kind of vampire? Scary demon? Cute teen? We need an NSF grant.
If this is so, we need more data. What kind of vampire? Scary demon? Cute teen? We need an NSF grant.
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Well, how else do you explain the man-sized safe and the resemblance to Max Schreck?
Yeah, I think you're right. The "Twilight" guy is cute and protective. Gary Oldman's Vlad was cruel but remorseful and liked to maintain appearances, preparing a meal for Keanu Reeves. Max Schreck's Nosferatu, though, had an evil glare and never pretended to be anything but a bloodsucker. To show compassion would be to embolden the townspeople. Cheney all the way.
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