Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Spitzer's tab

Eliot Spitzer was dropping $2,500 a night on prostitutes? I'm a bit naive on this subject -- what exactly does $2,500 get you that, say, $250 doesn't? Just how good can someone be? Does she come with a gram of coke? A vial of plutonium? A bottle of truffle oil? Does she stay up all night playing against you with a Wii?

4 comments:

lidzville said...
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lidzville said...

It buys silence. I had a roommate once who used to bang the occasional member of Congress for money. She got $600 a throw, and used to say it was $100 to open her mouth for twenty minutes, and $500 to close it for twenty years. True story.

Enik said...

Wow. That was money well spent.

lidzville said...

It was! It was the cops that knabbed him on a corruption trail that led somewhere unexpected. But the woman in question? Not a peep.

Also, yes, she probably does come with a gram of coke, but at that price, she will at least be assured to pretend to come with a gram of coke. badda-boom, thank you ladies and gentleman, we're here all week...