Friday, October 23, 2009

This is an empirically testable claim

Rep. Alan Grayson (D-FL): Dick Cheney is a vampire.

If this is so, we need more data. What kind of vampire? Scary demon? Cute teen? We need an NSF grant.


Anonymous said...

Well, how else do you explain the man-sized safe and the resemblance to Max Schreck?

Seth Masket said...

Yeah, I think you're right. The "Twilight" guy is cute and protective. Gary Oldman's Vlad was cruel but remorseful and liked to maintain appearances, preparing a meal for Keanu Reeves. Max Schreck's Nosferatu, though, had an evil glare and never pretended to be anything but a bloodsucker. To show compassion would be to embolden the townspeople. Cheney all the way.