Sunday, December 27, 2009

Preemptive strike

Shorter Joe Lieberman: We need to attack Yemen to prevent random Nigerians from igniting their pants over Michigan.

3 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

What strategic targets would Holy Joe recommend that we hit? Hanes factories?

marc said...

Let's pay the Gulf of Aden pirates to attack, then make a video game and a movie about it starring Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connolly, and some breakthrough Turkish actress as the Yemeni blogger/activist.

Seth said...

That's pretty good, Marc. But this might be more DiCaprio material. I could see either Djimon Hounsou or Tony Shaloub as the crusty pirate with a heart of gold.