Sunday, December 27, 2009

Preemptive strike

Shorter Joe Lieberman: We need to attack Yemen to prevent random Nigerians from igniting their pants over Michigan.


Dusty Baker said...

What strategic targets would Holy Joe recommend that we hit? Hanes factories?

marc said...

Let's pay the Gulf of Aden pirates to attack, then make a video game and a movie about it starring Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connolly, and some breakthrough Turkish actress as the Yemeni blogger/activist.

Seth said...

That's pretty good, Marc. But this might be more DiCaprio material. I could see either Djimon Hounsou or Tony Shaloub as the crusty pirate with a heart of gold.